I’ll never be
I find beauty
in risen trees
T: Hi ma’am is this the home owner?
T: I have a great deal for you today ma’am.
M: Oh REALLY!!!!???
T: Yes! We are giving away a great deal on duct cleaning
M: Oh, no thank you. I don’t need it.
T: Ma’am you won’t find a deal like this in two days. It’s a very good deal!
M: Oh REALLY!!?? How VERY GOOD of a deal is it?
T: It is 50% off!!!!
M: Wow! 50%!? How much will it be!!!??
T: It depends on how big your house is ma’am. How big is your house?
M: It’s very, very, veeerrrrrrryyyyy, very, very big!
T: *Pause*……….How many bedroom are in on your top floor, ma’am?
M: Too, too, toooooooo many
M: Too, too, toooooooo many bedrooms.
T: Hello? I’m sorry? How big is your house ma’am?
M: *bursts out in laughter* I’m so sorry I don’t need any duct cleaning, thank you. I was just teasing you.
T: *Pause*……………… *at a loss for words*. Ma’am..
M: Thank you very much. Have a great day!
Madi: *dies from tearing up with laughter*
Goin to Cuba Sunday morning! Surprise! :)
I know sorry isn’t enough
But I’m not sure how else
To apologize to you
I know you’re hard to break
And when I blurted out
I saw your heart tearing
In your eyes
I’m willing to take
Any punishment God sends
It’s time to face the consequence
Please don’t tell me
I broke your heart
You gave me the heart
The button yourself too